The Seven Deadly Sins were invented by christian philosphers when talking about Hell. It was said by doing any of them, you would go to Hell definetly and suffer the punishment next to it for all eternity once you die.

1. Pride - Broken on the wheel.

2. Envy - Put in freezing water.

3. Gluttony -Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes.

4. Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone (or get kissed by bronwyn...).

5. Wrath - Dismembered alive.

6. Greed - Put in cauldrons of boiling oil.

7. Sloth - Thrown in snake pits.

The Catholic Church Recently came up with 7 new Deadly Sins for the new millenium, but neglected to fill in the punishments, so WikiLuke has done it for you:

1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control -- Giving birth for all eternity (think of the poor men...).

2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research -- Having a orangutan surgically grafted to your back (the orangutan was pretty bad in his time).

3. Drug abuse -- Being hit over the head with a hammer for all eternity.

4. Polluting the environment -- Drowned in oil continuosly.

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor -- Your arse will be widened, creating a divide large enough for the Queen Elizabeth II to sail through.

6. Excessive wealth -- Being force-fed your wealth in five cent coins.

7. Creating poverty -- Contestant on Big Brother.

Do not get mixed up with '7 deadly pins'